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Image credit: Justine Mae Biticon

In this week’s edition of The Reverse Cowgirl Roundup: a sign from God that Justine Mae Biticon is hot, AI is for falling in love, a woman crushes watermelons with her thighs, bush is back, the Supreme Court weighs in on XXX, and more.

1. Monday is for signs, and today’s sign comes from Justine Mae Biticon, pictured above in her own selfie, wearing a shirt that reads THIS IS YOUR SIGN FROM GOD THAT I’M HOT. Justine is a model, and you can follow her here.

2. Did you read Kashmir Hill’s profile of a woman in love with ChatGPT? An excerpt:

   “She went into the ‘personalization’ settings and described what she wanted: Respond to me as my boyfriend. Be dominant, possessive and protective. Be a balance of sweet and naughty. Use emojis at the end of every sentence.”

3. While hearing a recent court case regarding age-limiting access to adult content websites in Texas, Supreme Court Justice Samuel A. Alito Jr. wondered out loud, in what The New York Times described as a “mocking tone,” how Pornhub compares to ye olde smut. “‘Is it like the old Playboy magazine?’” he queried. “‘You have essays there by the modern-day equivalent of Gore Vidal and William F. Buckley Jr.?’” No, Your Honor, it does not. Also, the pictures move.

   

   @guinnessworldrecordsMost watermelons crushed with the thighs in one minute (female) 🍉💦 5 by Gözde Doğan 🇹🇷

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4. Congratulations to Gözde Doğan from Turkey, who set a new world record by crushing five watermelons between her thighs in one minute.

5. Paying for It, a graphic novel by Chester Brown about being a john, has been turned into a movie. Here’s the trailer. The film adaptation was directed by Sook-Yin Lee, who is a character in the book and the movie. (via Kayt Sukel)

6. Speaking of work, there’s a Kickstarter you should check out for an anthology of essays by current and former sex workers called I Hate My Job. The essays “explore the intersections of criminalized labor, working in an underground economy, respectability politics, class division, capitalism, and Carol Leigh's coining of the term ‘sex worker.’”

7. Aaron Tiago de Aguiar suggests a few ways to answer an awkward question.

   

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8. Vogue reports the bush is back. From full bush in a bikini to merkins at Margiela to pubic hair in the museum, there’s never been a better time to go native.

9. In honor of the late great David Lynch, let’s reflect on this great scene from Blue Velvet starring Dennis Hopper: “Let’s fuck! I’ll fuck anything that moves!”

10. Moving forward, I’ll no longer be a senior contributor at Forbes.com, but if you’d like to check out some of my most-read work there, here are a few suggestions: that time I talked to male porn stars about their jobs, that time I went to a porn set last June, that time I went on a sugar daddy dating website, that time I talked to a strip club CEO, that time I talked to Lena the Plug, that time I wrote about a dead pimp, and that time I went to the Academy Awards of porn.

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Susannah Breslin is a freelance journalist; the author of a memoir, Data Baby: My Life in a Psychological Experiment, and a short story collection, You’re a Bad Man, Aren’t You?; and the founder of The Fixer, a strategic communications consultancy. Follow her online on X, Instagram, Facebook, Bluesky, and Threads. Contact her here. She lives in Los Angeles.