The Reverse Cowgirl Diaries #8: Riding into the Substance
It's about to get slippery
In this week’s edition of The Reverse Cowgirl Diaries, I’ve got a pole dancing mom, a substance that makes you hotter, a male porn star monologue, and more!
This week, I’m loving Olga Koda the pole dancing mom. In this video, she shows what happens when a mom takes her daughter to the playground and can’t resist climbing on the pole. Give that woman a follow or a like.
Have you seen The Substance? Holy shit, this movie is amazing. It’s in theaters and available for streaming on MUBI. Demi Moore delivers an Oscar-worthy performance as a past-sell-by-date actress who discovers a substance that can make her birth a younger, more perfect version of herself, played by Margaret Qualley. Everyone gets naked, and the whole thing is phenomenal.
Speaking of strippers, Kylie Jenner was Demi Moore in Striptease circa 1996 for Halloween. She did a pretty good job, even recreating the movie poster. Personally, I miss the Nineties. Lots of sex, art, and drugs.
Italian male porn star Rocco Siffredi has a new one-man show: Rocco Tells Rocco. “In ‘Rocco Tells Rocco,’ the Italian superstar shares stories about his life and career in an hour-and-a-half monologue complete with pictures and video,” AVN reports. “During the last 10 minutes of his presentation his wife of thirty years, Rosa, joins him on stage.” According to the Italian stallion, his monologue show was inspired by Mike Tyson: Undisputed Truth directed by Spike Lee. I also recommend the 2016 documentary Rocco, which is grim but great.
Recently, I goggled “carlo mollino apartment prostitutes.” Why, you ask? Because of this apartment owned by the late 20th century architect, designer, and photographer Carlo Mollino. Casa Mollino is the secret, staggeringly beautiful apartment in Turin where he photographed prostitutes. Thousands of his erotic Polaroids were discovered in the apartment after his death. Per Christie’s: “[T]he photographs have a quality not usually associated with pornography, in the modern sense of the word: they are more touching than arousing.”
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Enable 3rd party cookies or use another browserSpeaking of hot, you know who is hot as hell? Cristin Milioti in HBO’s The
Penguin. This series is a marvel, and I say that as someone who doesn’t usually like movies and series inspired by comic books. Colin Farrell as the titular character is unbelievable—a total transformation! Anyway, Milioti plays his arch rival, Sofia Falcone / Sofia Gigante. (Thank you, reader C. for sending me the name correction.) She is iconic. Watch her stand and deliver here. The kids on TikTok admire her female apex predator fashion aesthetic, as do I.If you’re looking for artistic nudes, NFS has a pair of gorgeous blue green paintings featuring naked ladies. Or buy them for me. Thank you.
On my blog, I republished a fictional short story I wrote in 2002: “You’re a Bad Man, Aren’t You?” It’s about a pornographer who gets job burn out. An excerpt: “Sex, he thought, down under the covers next to his sleeping mother, was the missionary position and doggie-style, and douches and enemas, and reverse-cowgirl and double-penetration, and anal and double-anal, and gangbangs and bukkakes, and take your clothes off, please, and bend over there, dear, and I need a little bit more of that, honey, and can you pop for me now, man?” (The story is the title story of my 2003 short story collection of the same name.)
Considering the results of the latest presidential election, I should probably read Why Women Have Better Sex Under Socialism: And Other Arguments for Economic Independence by Kristen R. Ghodsee, a book I learned about through Womb House Books. Right now, socialism seems like a desirable alternative.
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