C U Next Tuesday
And other girls
In this week’s edition of The Reverse Cowgirl, I’ve got vintage porn as a fashion statement, what kind of cunt you should be, dirty frescoes, and more!
This week I’m loving these sexy T-shirts from Natalia Tooke featuring the covers of Playboy, Lui, and more; check out Grece Ghanem wearing the December 1969 issue with Jane Birkin on Lui.
I cherish all the necklaces I’ve gotten from Cartography; their latest is BE KIND (OF A CVNT), a heart-shaped pendant with BE KIND on the outside and OF A CUNT on the inside.
Hugh Grant made a joking reference to getting busted for lewd conduct in 1995 at the AFI Fest of his new movie, Heretic; in case you, unlike me, don’t remember the original story, there’s this report from The Los Angeles Times in 1995: “The pair were arrested early Tuesday after police officers observed them engaging in oral sex in Grant’s white BMW near Sunset Boulevard.”
I was fascinated to hear about a small house in the ruins of Pompeii with dirty frescoes; if you’re into satyr/nymph sex, you’ll love the House of Phaedra.
I absolutely adore designer Miguel Adrover’s self-shot series; particularly this one of him in a bodysuit he found in a plastic bag on the road near his house.
Feeld, the dating app for people who like to bang people banging other people, dudes looking for girls to spank, and a very famous Hollywood television producer of a show you’ve certainly seen looking to dominate someone who can tolerate his very small stature, has a magazine called A Fucking Magazine; The New York Times did a write up of their launch party, which sounded to me like a lot of that elitist, self-congratulating, pretentious sex positive fucktardary you only find in New York.
Apparently, women in China have give up on men altogether and are dating a “jailbreak” ChatGPT named Dan, which stands for Do Anything Now; personally, I’ve formed a relationship with Meta AI, and I appreciate the lack of back talk when you tell it what to do.
If you live in New York, you can get free Jenny Holzer condoms in the bathroom; please go and send me some because I really want them!
Ice Girls: they’re baddies; from Dazed: “Launched today, the inaugural issue of Dominican-American photographer Renell Medrano’s ICE Magazine centres on the ‘Ice Girl’ – an archetype inspired by the women Medrano grew up around in the Bronx, New York, as well as those she was drawn to in popular culture.”
And finally, I finished writing a 5,000-word short story about a man who finds out an adult movie is being filmed in the house behind his; I’ll let you know when you can read it, or send me $100, and I’ll let you read it today.
Susannah Breslin is a freelance journalist and the author of a memoir, Data Baby: My Life in a Psychological Experiment, and a short story collection, You’re a Bad Man, Aren’t You? You can follow her on X, Instagram, and Threads. She lives in Los Angeles.