The Reverse Cowgirl Diaries #6: Topless Hairdressers
And other tales
Luxury Pony Play: I really want these $3,390 Alexander McQueen Women's Hoof Boots in Black, complete with horseshoes and horse tail; they’re also available in a tall black boot ($2,890) and a tall brown boot ($2,990). Post Human: I checked out the current group gallery show at Jeffrey Deitch in Los Angeles which features a new video artwork by video artist Chris Cunningham (see: Aphex Twin’s 1999 “Windowlicker”), called Transforma, which is awesome and AI-ish and stars “Blew—a polymorphic cam-girl who performs an ASMR shapeshifting routine for her audience of futuristic fetishists who get off on the close-up sounds of her bodily transformations.” John Holmes Rules: I watched the relatively interesting “The Wonderland Massacre & The Secret History of Hollywood” on MGM+, which takes a deeper dive into and somewhat redundantly rehashes the 1981 Wonderland murders in which porn star John Holmes was purportedly involved; for some reason, that led me to this 13.5” John Holmes ruler for sale on eBay for $369.99 that was a promo item for a Holmes biopic. A Different Kind of Love Story: I’m very much looking forward to seeing Anora, which is now in theaters and is directed by Sean Baker (my favorites of his: Tangerine and Red Rocket) and stars Mikey Madison as a stripper in a performance that’s getting Oscar buzz; Tomatometer sez 99%, and it won the Palme d’Or at Cannes. Life After Porn Stardom: It Girl Julia Fox interviewed former porn star Lana Rhoades for Interview; an excerpt that stayed with me: “FOX: How much money do you make from OnlyFans? RHOADES: A lot. FOX: In the millions? RHOADES: Yeah. FOX: Per month or per year? RHOADES: Per year. FOX: Wow.” Well, Maybe If You Pay Me Enough: Sometimes men ask me if I’ll give them a topless haircut; here, I explain why. These Folks Kiss and Told: I read this story from Buzzfeed, which was scalped from Reddit: “People Who Dated Adult Film Stars, Sex Workers, And OnlyFans Creators Are Sharing What It Was Like, And The Responses Are Super Eye-Opening”; these X-rated civilians-meet-pros tales range from Disneyland dates to hometown hookups to “11/10 sex.” First Lady Almost Full Frontal: To promote her eponymous memoir, Melania Trump took to her Instagram to share that she’s proud of her nude modeling days and also it’s art, you perverts; speaking of pervs, if you want to check out those nude photos, I found them, and they’re right here. Too Hot to Handle: 550BC puts out some great books, and I want all of them, including Cartelgram, featuring your favorite narco influencers and their hotties, and Mugshawtys, featuring hot girls with criminal records. Mia Khalifa Bites Back: The adult star turned cultural lightning rod sat down with The New York Times to talk sex work, TikTok, and Gaza: “The internet is forever.”
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