The Reverse Cowgirl Diaries #3: Leaving Meatspace
Plus: You can find me at the virtual strip club
Welcome to The Reverse Cowgirl Diaries, a behind-the-scenes look at my life as a sex writer and all the weird shit that entails. From my recent sexplorations to my current obsessions, this weekly newsletter takes you into the mind of someone who has seen too many porn movies. In RCD #3: What happens at a virtual strip club? Why is my short story called “The Scopophiliac”? Would you or someone you love wear a lip gloss called Pussyhole Pink? Don’t forget to subscribe, like, and share …
All the Sex News That’s Fit to Publish
Last Thursday, I attended the Cyber Clown Girls’ 4th anniversary virtual strip club celebration. It was food themed, and there was sploshing, and an eggplant, and the hostess wore a virtual halo. It was a great time all around. The CCG posse is very diverse and very unique, and I highly recommend this experience. Hopefully, I’ll be writing a piece about this striptacular phenomenon this week and sharing it soon. At a virtual strip club, it’s a whole different game, from tipping to showing your appreciation when you’re not sharing the same physical space. In fact, I thought it was more up close and personal than a meatspace strip club in some ways.
Recent Peversions
At a certain point, Substack enabled a way for people who publish on the platform to generate AI images. Here’s what I got when I entered the word “smut” into Substack’s AI image generator. Personally, there’s nothing I find smuttier than a large older car with a giant garage type of thing attached to the back of it and a word that resembles SMUT painted-ish on the side. Is this what you think of when you think of smut?
In Medias Sexus
On Friday, I picked up a copy of Scopophilia: The Love of Looking, edited by Gerard Malanga, at one of my favorite used bookstores in Los Angeles, Alias Books East.
Dirty Pitches
I didn’t get a single pitch from any publicists hawking vibrators or dildos this week or hear from any aspiring male porn stars. Maybe things will pick up again this week.
What I’m Obsessed With
My new jam is Nina Simone’s “Funkier Than a Mosquito's Tweeter.” The track was written by Tina Turner’s sister, Alline Bullock. In 1971, it was produced by Ike Turner and performed by Tina. In 1974, Simone covered it. Ostensibly, it’s about a dirty old man, but Julianne Escobedo Shepherd says: “Her voice cracks with exasperation, alluding that the predator she sings about might well be the good ol’ US of A.”
You're nothing but a dirty, dirty old man
You do your thinking with a one track mind
Keep talkin' about heaven glory but
On your face is a different story
Quickies
I’m looking forward to reading a book called Sex Goblin by Lauren Cook
Rapper Sexyy Red has a new NSFW line of lip gloss in some interesting colors and flavors: Coochie Juice, Bootyhole Brown, Nut, Pussyhole Pink, Yellow Discharge, Gonorrhea, Blue Ballz, Sex on My Period
Performance artist/director/actress Miranda July dances with light beams
SOULM8TE is an upcoming movie about a guy who gets an AI lovebot to replace his dead wife, as one does; it’s from the people who brought you M3GAN
Sex adviser Dan Savage feels that Fox Business needs a gay copyeditor
Some idiot thinks It Girl Emily Ratajkowski should put on a shirt
Photographer Noah Kalina considers penis graffiti
Model/actress/fashionista Julia Fox wears her undies on the outside
The dems are spitting sex jokes
Instagram deems Iiu Susiraja, Horse, 2020 sensitive content
From the Archives
Revisit “The Shine,” my 2010 This Recording essay about that time I got roped into pitching an HBO television series about the adult movie industry.
It sounded like he was at a kid’s birthday party, which made talking about a show about porn awkward, what with small children screaming in the background and such.
That’s it for this week! Don’t forget to subscribe, like, and share this newsletter.
xox
The Reverse Cowgirl
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