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In this edition of The Reverse Cowgirl Roundup: let’s all play footsie, you can have a piece of Britney Spears for $25,000, butt cracks are trending, a stripper has a cookbook, I hear from some aspiring male porn stars, and more.
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Recently, I discovered synaesthesia press, which is the brainchild of Jim Camp and will be of interest to those of you who like strange stuff and are perverts. I bought a copy of the limited edition Various Self Portraits, a ‘zine of Jim’s photos of porn stars taking selfies on porn movie sets.
NYPD detective Melissa Mercado, who showed off her impressive twerking skills in a music video for S-Quire’s “Doin That,” has been taken off active sex crimes cases while the matter is investigated, reports TMZ. NYPD’s finest, indeed.
Image credit: Julien’s Auctions Julien’s Auctions is offering a Bob Mackie-designed bra-and-thong burlesque costume that Britney Spears wore on her 2001 HBO Dream Within a Dream Tour televised concert special. The current top bid is $25,000.
My latest obsession: Sin City Gigolo on Paramount+. Do you remember the documentary television series Gigolos? It was about the lives of male escorts in Las Vegas. After the series ended, one of the gigolos ended up murdering a woman. The series pulls back the curtain on the gigolos and the homicide.
Apparently, butt cracks are back in fashion. “For Milan Fashion Week, the Italian label [Diesel] debuted super-low-rise straight-leg jeans placed so low on the hips that they revealed just a hint of butt crack,” observes People.
Emily Oberg, who founded Sporty & Rich, has launched an “elevated sex brand” called Sensual Sport. The shop has a vibrator, a lube, and wet mouth spray. Supposedly it’ll be marketed on OnlyFans, but nothing’s there yet.
The Los Angeles Times profiled Jumbo’s Clown Room veteran dancer Scarlett Kapella, who has published a cookbook: Wine Me, Dine Me, 69 Me. An excerpt:
“Kapella isn’t interested in cooking for an exhausted husband after a day at the office—what’s fun about that? Instead, she’s serving dinner for the girls counting bills under the neon lights in strip clubs.”
Vaquera’s Fall 2025 ready-to-wear fashion show in Paris included a giant satin bra. Was it a jacket? A top? A dress? I don’t know what this is.
For over a decade, I’ve been getting emails from men who want to be porn stars. (It’s because of a story I wrote for Forbes.com: “The Hardest Thing About Being a Male Porn Star.”) The latest: “Hi, myself [redacted] and I’m from [redacted], i am 27. I wanted to join you as a male porn actor.” Good luck, buddy.
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Gigolos was a trainwreck that I could not look away from, and I had not heard about the murder or this new documentary, so thank you very much for this scoop!